Things That Need to be Fixed
Hey folks.
Ya know how there's some things that just seem to be made wrong? Like, people have just accepted them for what they are - but they're wrong?
I'm going to share some of these things with you. These things NEED to be fixed, or just burned in a pit of fire. Or both.
1. The amount of chips in a bag of chips.
Need I explain? We've all opened a bag of chips, excited to consume them with our burgers, salsa, or dip. And what greets us in that bag? Nothing. Air. Oh, there's a chip down at the bottom there. Sorry buddy, didn't see ya under all this EMPTY SPACE. I mean, seriously. If I wanted air, I wouldn't spend money on it - I'd just stay in my home and breath. I bought chips, okay? Well I thought I did. It's honestly ridiculous. Get it together, Lays.
2. Crutches.
Oh, boy. I recently sprained my ankle, and I'm fine and walking and it's all good now - but it reminded me how much crutches suck. They hurt so bad. They are incredibly slow. They're absurdly impractical. You can't carry anything. As if that wasn't bad enough, you can't get through crowded hallways, which, if you go to an actual school, is a pain, and there's always several extra minutes needed after sitting down anywhere to find a spot for the giant, lousy old things. Come on folks. We are almost to the point where we can actually make light sabers and crutches are still absurdly pathetic. They become so terribly annoying that it's easier and even less painful to just walk on the injury itself in many cases. Because this is the second time I've had to deal with them, I've come up with some solutions. First, take the crutches that currently exist and burn them all. Then create crutches that can fold up to avoid awkward 'what the heck do I do with these' moments. I'm still coming up with solutions for the fact that nothing can be held and that they hurt. Open to ideas.
3. Breakfast Blend Decaf Coffee
Whoa whoa whoa. Breakfast blend. Okay. DECAF. What? Coffee is used largely for waking people up. Sure, some people might have a cup of decaf in the evening, but nobody wants a breakfast blend cup of decaf. If I want breakfast coffee it better be extra caffeinated, okay? That's rubbish. Sick and wrong friends. Don't be that person.
Anyway, that's it. Hopefully nobody got offended. I needed some lame, not really that funny humor to keep me going during this dull, busy week of essays and tests and lab reports and school. Next week is spring break so I'm pushing toward it.
Later,
Holly Beth
Ya know how there's some things that just seem to be made wrong? Like, people have just accepted them for what they are - but they're wrong?
I'm going to share some of these things with you. These things NEED to be fixed, or just burned in a pit of fire. Or both.
1. The amount of chips in a bag of chips.
Need I explain? We've all opened a bag of chips, excited to consume them with our burgers, salsa, or dip. And what greets us in that bag? Nothing. Air. Oh, there's a chip down at the bottom there. Sorry buddy, didn't see ya under all this EMPTY SPACE. I mean, seriously. If I wanted air, I wouldn't spend money on it - I'd just stay in my home and breath. I bought chips, okay? Well I thought I did. It's honestly ridiculous. Get it together, Lays.
2. Crutches.
Oh, boy. I recently sprained my ankle, and I'm fine and walking and it's all good now - but it reminded me how much crutches suck. They hurt so bad. They are incredibly slow. They're absurdly impractical. You can't carry anything. As if that wasn't bad enough, you can't get through crowded hallways, which, if you go to an actual school, is a pain, and there's always several extra minutes needed after sitting down anywhere to find a spot for the giant, lousy old things. Come on folks. We are almost to the point where we can actually make light sabers and crutches are still absurdly pathetic. They become so terribly annoying that it's easier and even less painful to just walk on the injury itself in many cases. Because this is the second time I've had to deal with them, I've come up with some solutions. First, take the crutches that currently exist and burn them all. Then create crutches that can fold up to avoid awkward 'what the heck do I do with these' moments. I'm still coming up with solutions for the fact that nothing can be held and that they hurt. Open to ideas.
3. Breakfast Blend Decaf Coffee
Whoa whoa whoa. Breakfast blend. Okay. DECAF. What? Coffee is used largely for waking people up. Sure, some people might have a cup of decaf in the evening, but nobody wants a breakfast blend cup of decaf. If I want breakfast coffee it better be extra caffeinated, okay? That's rubbish. Sick and wrong friends. Don't be that person.
Anyway, that's it. Hopefully nobody got offended. I needed some lame, not really that funny humor to keep me going during this dull, busy week of essays and tests and lab reports and school. Next week is spring break so I'm pushing toward it.
Later,
Holly Beth
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